Sunday, June 05, 2005

And with Monday coming up fast ...


Your Working-Day Emotion Checklist

9:00AM pure grumpiness
9:05 caffeine jolt-o-rama
9:29 early morning stupefaction
9:45 splitting headache #1
10:04 momentary panic attack
10:31 caffeine overdose
10:37 perverted daydreams
10:42 mid-morning numbness
11:33 rebuffed flirtation with co-worker
11:35 temporary dementia

12:09 joyless lunch-eating
12:09 mirthless joke-telling
12:23 belching discontent
12:35 sudden awareness of one's shallowness

1:19 early afternoon catatonia
2:44 fooling around at the copy machine
2:59 unrealistic plans to quit this lousy job
3:09 mid-afternoon torpor
4:09 fear of getting fired
4:25 lottery fantasies
4:33 contemplating tv tonight
5:00 temporary perkiness

2 comments:

Kevin said...

Hey! You stole my life!

Oh, wait...

Yeah, you can have it.

Ricia said...

you forgot splitting headache #2, #3, and #4....