Thursday, May 19, 2005

OUR conservative nutbars are bigger wankers than YOUR conservative nutbars.

Given the amount of time I spend whapping right-wing loons south of the border, it seems only fair to give an occasional whap to some of the conservative dipsticks up here, and the recent defection of Belinda Stronach to the Liberals from the Canadian Jesusland-North, We-hate-fags party has certainly got the wankers' panties in a bunch lately.

Let's check in on one of them here:

Ever see the movie Groundhog Day? That's what this feels like...

Liberals commit crime. Media whitewashes it. Canadians express their fear of Stephen Harper.

Yes, that dastardly Canadian liberal media, trying to sweep all this Liberal corruption under the rug. Why, if you weren't incredibly persistent and tenacious, you'd never know that there was this thing called the Gomery Inquiry happening, would you?

And what exactly has this particular wanker all cranked up?

The Liberals tried to bribe a Conservative MP today who has a tape to prove it.

Wow. Bribery. That's some serious shit. So let's follow the link for more detail, where we read:

Health Minister Ujjal Dosanjh was responding to a charge from Tory MP Gurmant Grewal that he and his wife Nina, also a Tory MP, were offered positions in return for ditching their votes against the Liberal budget on Thursday.

Grewal had told media earlier Wednesday evening that the Liberals offered him a diplomatic post or a Senate seat for his wife in return for scratching their crucial budget vote.

The MP from Surrey, B.C., alleged he made an audio recording of an offer from Dosanjh and Tim Murphy, Prime Minister Paul Martin's chief of staff.

Oh. "Alleged". I guess the original author missed that bit of subtlety since, you know, it's kind of an important detail. But, hey, that's just nuance and, believe me, our Canadian wankers don't do nuance any better than their American counterparts. Trust me on that one.

P.S. And while you're checking out that site, don't forget to drop by the apparent parody of a Liberal dating site. Just between you and me, it would be funnier if the creator knew how to spell "eligible". But that's just me.

P.P.S. Section 15 has far more detail on the Grewal silliness here. I believe the appropriate response would be ... oh, yawn.


ferrethouse said...

You found a spelling mistake. Great work! No wonder nobody reads this blog when you are so petty. Since you are so concerned with grammer perhaps you could fix some of yours...

Oh. "Alleged". I guess the

"Oh." is not a complete sentence. "Alleged" is also not a complete sentence.

I only read one paragraph but I'm guessing there are many others.

Grow up!

Amateur said...

"Grammer" is also not the correct spelling, ferrethouse. Would you like Canadian Cynic to delete your comment so that you can clean it up?

Dead Robot said...

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CC said...

Dear ferrethouse:

You also forgot to criticize my syntactically-questionable sentences of "Wow." and "Bribery."

No, no, don't thank me. Always happy to help out.