As Kos points out here, we have Commander Codpiece:
"Because marriage is a sacred institution and the foundation of society, it should not be re-defined by activist judges. For the good of families, children, and society, I support a constitutional amendment to protect the institution of marriage."
Um ... excuse me? Marriage is "the foundation of society"? When exactly did that happen? Suddenly, I feel so inadequate. No, no, wait. No, I don't. Go Cheney yourself, George.