Wednesday, September 22, 2004

Can we imprison David Hasselhoff next?

Ever on the alert for developing terrorist threats, the complete retards in charge of national security are ever vigilant, this time nailing well-known militant and probable baby-killer Yusuf Islam (a.k.a. musician Cat Stevens).

Your Department of Homeland Security -- keeping America safe, one crappy 70s singer at a time.

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